Farm Dogs Make Me Happy, Humans Not So Much Hoodie | Funny Dog Lover Unisex Sweatshirt | Farmhouse Ranch Dog Gift
For the person whose favorite coworkers have four legs and muddy paws.
Farm dogs are loyal, scruffy, a little chaotic, and always ready to help, whether you need it or not. They herd the chickens, guard the goats, ride shotgun to the feed store, and never once ask how your weekend was. If your dogs are your favorite people, this hoodie says it for you.
This cozy unisex hoodie features a pack of wide-eyed, goofy farm dogs grinning over rustic wooden signs, framed with sunflowers, daisies, and greenery in a hand-illustrated farmhouse style. It’s funny, colorful, and honest about who you’d rather spend your day with.
Wear it for chilly morning chores, a feed store run, the farmers market, or curled up on the couch with whichever dog has claimed the warm spot.
Perfect for:
- Farm dog moms and dads with a working pack (or a very lazy one)
- Ranchers, homesteaders, and country folks whose dogs go everywhere with them
- Introverts who prefer tail wags to small talk
- Anyone whose truck has more dog hair than upholstery
Details:
- Unisex fit for men and women. Size up for an oversized, cozy look.
- Soft, warm, and made for everyday wear
- Front kangaroo pocket for gloves, dog treats, or the ball they keep dropping at your feet
- Hood with drawstrings for cold barn mornings
A great Christmas, birthday, or “just because” gift for the dog lover who has everything except one more reason to laugh at herself.
From the Hobo Homesteading General Store, where we believe in using what you’ve got, growing what you can, and making a life you love. Because farm dogs are better company anyway.
For the person who trusts farm dogs more than most humans, this cozy hoodie says it with a little country humor and plenty of heart. The rustic front design brings together cheerful sunflowers, leafy details, and a loyal dog-loving message—an easygoing nod to barn days, muddy boots, and the kind of companionship that never lets you down. Made for slow mornings at the homestead, chilly evenings by the fire, and visits to the local farmers’ market, it wraps you in soft warmth while letting your rural spirit show.
Product features
- 50% cotton and 50% polyester medium-heavy fabric for cozy warmth and a soft feel
- Classic fit with a double-lined, color-matched drawstring hood
- Kangaroo pouch pocket keeps hands warm and essentials close
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a comfortable, streamlined fit
- DTF, DTG, and embroidery decoration options with a tear-away label
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
50% cotton, 50% polyester
Made from specially spun fibers that make for a very strong, smooth fabric which is perfect for printing. Polyester fibers are extremely resilient, resistant to most chemicals, stretching, and shrinking. Heather Sport colors are 40% Cotton, 60% Polyester
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using a tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Drawstring hood
Adjustable hood with self-colored woven cord
Spacious pockets
Kangaroo pouch pocket will always keep your hands warm
DTF sleeve and wrist prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever, as well as the wrist prints by Fulfill Engine, are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method.
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh and Honduras
Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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