Crazy Goat Lady Hoodie | Funny Goat Lover Homestead Sweatshirt
For the woman who has one goat, five goats, or has simply accepted that goats are going to be part of her personality now. 😂
The Crazy Goat Lady Hoodie features a whole herd of gloriously goofy goats surrounded by wildflowers, vintage lettering, and just enough botanical prettiness to make their complete lack of dignity look intentional.
The large Crazy Goat Lady design is printed on the back, while one particularly ridiculous goat makes a small appearance on the front chest.
It’s cozy, a little irreverent, and made for goat moms, homesteaders, farm girls, animal lovers, and anyone who knows that life is considerably more entertaining when goats are involved.
Perfect for chilly mornings doing chores, trips to the feed store, sitting around the fire, or explaining for the hundredth time why yes, you really did need another goat.
Soft, cozy, and a little bit playful — this midweight fleece hoodie celebrates goat-loving vibes with a bright, hand-illustrated design. The front carries a small, charming goat portrait over the heart, while the back blooms into a colorful scene of friendly goats framed by flowers and the bold “Crazy Goat Lady” lettering. It wears like a lived-in favorite: relaxed shoulders, a roomy pouch pocket for chilled hands, and a two-piece lined hood for extra warmth. Thoughtfully made with sustainably certified materials and fair-labor production, it’s the kind of hoodie you reach for on crisp mornings at the barn, slow afternoons tending the herd, or when you want to wear your goat pride out loud.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 34.00 | 35.00 | 36.00 | 37.00 | 38.00 | 39.00 | 40.00 | 41.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Design details:
• Large Crazy Goat Lady artwork on the back
• Small goofy goat emblem on the front chest
• Vintage-inspired teal, purple, sage and botanical details
• Designed especially for goat lovers and homesteading women
• A fun gift for the Crazy Goat Lady in your life
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Product features
- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified for sustainable manufacturing
- Medium-heavy 8.4 oz fabric: mostly ring-spun cotton with polyester blend for durability
- 2-piece jersey-lined hood and roomy pouch pocket for warmth and storage
- Dropped shoulders and classic fit for a relaxed, comfortable silhouette
- Produced in FLA and WRAP-certified facilities; tear-away label and clear printing methods (DTF/DTG)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
2-piece hood
2-piece color-matched jersey fabric lined hood for added warmth and style.
Dropped shoulders
Dropped shoulders give the garment a relaxed fit and feel.
Pouch pocket
Includes a pouch pocket for convenient storage and warmth.
FLA and WRAP-certified
Produced in a facility partnered with Fair Labor Association and WRAP certified, reflecting socially conscious manufacturing standards.
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey is 75% cotton, 25% polyester.
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, Ink Blot use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish.
OEKO-TEX Standard 100
Certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) for sustainable manufacturing practices.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle; Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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